Episodes

Thursday Feb 24, 2022
S3E19: ”Choices”
Thursday Feb 24, 2022
Thursday Feb 24, 2022
While Faith and the Mayor continue to bond over evil, Buffy is tired of waiting for her enemies to come to her. If she’s ever going to get out of Sunnydale, she needs to take the fight to them. But a heist on City Hall leaves Willow at the mercy of the Mayor and Faith. Buffy’s choices are looking ever more constrained. Meanwhile, Snyder gets suspicious of lunches.
Hear us discuss…
- Willow is high octane awesome in this episode
- Just how many colleges are these people applying to?
- What’s in the box
- We do enjoy when Buffy takes charge
- Bangel, doomed?? You take that back!
Trigger warnings
Arachnophobia/insectophobia
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Thursday Feb 17, 2022
S3E18: ”Earshot”
Thursday Feb 17, 2022
Thursday Feb 17, 2022
After a close call with a mouthless demon, Buffy starts to hear the thoughts of everyone around her—yes, including Xander, and yes, he’s thinking what you think he would be. Just as the torrent of thoughts threaten to overwhelm her, Buffy hears one thought loud and clear: “This time tomorrow, I will kill you all.” Soon the Scoobies set off on a search across school for a possible shooter, while the Slayer lies in bed, awaiting a cure that might never come.
Hear us discuss…
- This ep belongs earlier in the season
- And these demons belong in season 1
- Where’s our exposition, Giles??
- Cordelia has NO filter and she is our queen
- We would drink blue kool-aid if Angel asked us to
Trigger warnings
Attempted mass murder, mass/school shooting, suicide ideation
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Thursday Feb 10, 2022
S3E17: ”Enemies”
Thursday Feb 10, 2022
Thursday Feb 10, 2022
Buffy and Faith were allies, and then they were frenemies, and now they are totes enemies! How can you tell? Well, if Faith’s sketchy behaviour in general wasn’t already a dead giveaway, consider her failed attempt to seduce Angel so he would lose his soul. Fortunately for her and unfortunately for Buffy, the Mayor brings in a ringer to wrest away Angel’s soul by magic and make Buffy’s worst nightmare come true. Don’t worry though, because Wesley is on the case!
Hear us discuss…
- The Fuffy subtext is strong
- Some demons can be good, if a little greedy
- Faith ruined Angel’s best top!
- We live for Angel punching Xander
- Cordelia back with the Scoobies for any reason = perfection
Trigger warnings
Torture
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Thursday Feb 03, 2022
S3E16: ”Doppelgangland”
Thursday Feb 03, 2022
Thursday Feb 03, 2022
Willow is tired of being the reliable one: the reliable friend, reliable tutor, reliable Wicca. Why should Buffy be the only one who gets to be a bad girl and an accessory to murder? Willow can eat her banana whenever she wants, even outside of lunchtime! Thanks to a misstep with Anya, Willow gets a chance to see what she would truly be like as a bad girl—and Oz and the rest of her friends think they have lost her forever.
Hear us discuss…
- Snyder’s exploitation of Willow continues
- Faith now has what we all want: a PlayStation
- Poor Anya just wants to do vengeance again
- Finally, Cordelia gets the chance to say her piece!
- WILLOW. ROSENBERG?
Trigger warnings
Assault, death
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Thursday Jan 27, 2022
S3E15: ”Consequences”
Thursday Jan 27, 2022
Thursday Jan 27, 2022
Faith and Buffy’s walk on the wild side ended with them becoming stone cold killers. Poor Deputy Mayor Allen Finch met his end at the end of Faith’s stake, and Faith does not want to deal. Buffy, on the other hand, might be dealing too much. Never fear, one man and one man alone will step up to give Faith the help she needs—we’re talking about Wesley, of course.
Hear us discuss…
- Daddy Giles knows best
- Xander needs to zip up more than his pants
- RIP to another great Buffy villain!
- So much quality Angel lurking
- Doesn’t Wesley have anything British to be doing?
Trigger warnings
Sexual assault
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Thursday Jan 20, 2022
S3E14: ”Bad Girls”
Thursday Jan 20, 2022
Thursday Jan 20, 2022
Faith is back and badder than ever, and this time she’s looking for Buffy to join her team—if you catch our drift. While Buffy takes a ride on the wild side of Slaying, a new Watcher arrives in town (but he’s totally not evil this time, promise), the Mayor marks a milestone in his evil plans, and a demon and his vampire minions scope out a location for a new bathhouse.
Hear us discuss…
- Faith is hopefully regretting her horny turn towards Xander
- We are not regretting the Faith/Buffy subtext tho
- Wesley is delightfully awkward
- The Mayor is delightfully evil
- Angel is just delightful
Trigger warnings
Ableism, death, fatphobia
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Thursday Jan 13, 2022
S3E13: ”The Zeppo”
Thursday Jan 13, 2022
Thursday Jan 13, 2022
Xander Harris just wants to be cool. But what is his thing? He’s tried watching girls while they change, cheating on his girlfriend with his best friend, and generally not taking responsibility for his fragile masculinity. Nothing has worked! Then he gets a car and some zombie friends, and suddenly, things are turning up Xander. So of course the world is ending.
Hear us discuss…
- … NOT slandering Xander, for once!
- Willow getting bolder in her use of magic
- Guess everyone’s forgiven Giles?
- Since when are there gangs in Sunnydale?
- The cake is a lie
Trigger warnings
Bullying, death
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Friday Jan 07, 2022
Bonus! Q&A with the Prophecy Girls
Friday Jan 07, 2022
Friday Jan 07, 2022
Happy new year from the Prophecy Girls! We put out the call for questions and you asked in droves. Listen to our answers on everything from casting a reboot to who we would blaze it with (but isn’t that obvious?). Most importantly, discover how poorly we pronounce your name!
Spoilers ahead!
Hear us discuss…
- Best villains, arcs, and other highlights of the show
- Whether or not you are the only one annoyed by Dawn
- What would we add or take away from the series?
- How Steph blackmailed—er, convinced—Kara to start the podcast
- What we’re most excited about from future seasons!
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Tuesday Dec 28, 2021
Bonus! Twilight (2008) Movie Review
Tuesday Dec 28, 2021
Tuesday Dec 28, 2021
Once upon a time, another Stephenie was also obsessed with vampires. Sexy vampires that glitter! But not so sexy you’d actually have sex with them before marriage, because that’s wrong. This Stephenie wrote a book that became a movie that became a phenomenon known as the Twilight series. The plot? Girl meets boy, boy is a bloodsucking fiend, boy has to help girl flee other bloodsucking fiends who aren’t good vegetarians like him. Truly a tale as old as time.
Hear us discuss…
- The metric tonne of pretty privilege at work here
- Kristen Stewart’s pitch-perfect portrayal of teen girl horniness
- Woman power behind the camera, and why we need more of it
- These vampires are so silly and it’s great
- Did Joyce write this movie? Because this movie is tripping balls
Trigger warnings
Blood, immolation, sexual harassment
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Thursday Dec 23, 2021
S3E12: ”Helpless”
Thursday Dec 23, 2021
Thursday Dec 23, 2021
The Watchers’ Council woke up this morning and chose violence. Literally. While Buffy is dreaming of ice shows with daddy, Daddy Giles injects her with a suspicious substance. Coincidentally, Buffy’s powers begin to wane. It’s all part of a plan to test the Slayer by sending her into a deadly situation de-powered and utterly betrayed. Worst. Birthday present. Ever.
Hear us discuss…
- The betrayal of fathers, biological and otherwise
- Oh Faith, where art thou?
- Our discomfort with a lot of the choices in this ep
- Buffy is a serious badass with or without Slayer powers!
- The real enemy, as usual, is the patriarchy
Trigger warnings
Drug use (forced), kidnapping, sexual harassment, torture
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