January 27, 2022
Faith and Buffy’s walk on the wild side ended with them becoming stone cold killers. Poor Deputy Mayor Allen Finch met his end at the end of Faith’s stake, and Faith does not want to deal. Buffy, on the other hand, might be dealing too much. Never fear, one man and one man alone will step up to give Faith the help she needs—we’re talking about Wesley, of course.
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- Daddy Giles knows best
- Xander needs to zip up more than his pants
- RIP to another great Buffy villain!
- So much quality Angel lurking
- Doesn’t Wesley have anything British to be doing?
Trigger warnings
Sexual assault
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January 20, 2022
Faith is back and badder than ever, and this time she’s looking for Buffy to join her team—if you catch our drift. While Buffy takes a ride on the wild side of Slaying, a new Watcher arrives in town (but he’s totally not evil this time, promise), the Mayor marks a milestone in his evil plans, and a demon and his vampire minions scope out a location for a new bathhouse.
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- Faith is hopefully regretting her horny turn towards Xander
- We are not regretting the Faith/Buffy subtext tho
- Wesley is delightfully awkward
- The Mayor is delightfully evil
- Angel is just delightful
Trigger warnings
Ableism, death, fatphobia
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January 13, 2022
Xander Harris just wants to be cool. But what is his thing? He’s tried watching girls while they change, cheating on his girlfriend with his best friend, and generally not taking responsibility for his fragile masculinity. Nothing has worked! Then he gets a car and some zombie friends, and suddenly, things are turning up Xander. So of course the world is ending.
Hear us discuss…
- … NOT slandering Xander, for once!
- Willow getting bolder in her use of magic
- Guess everyone’s forgiven Giles?
- Since when are there gangs in Sunnydale?
- The cake is a lie
Trigger warnings
Bullying, death
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January 7, 2022
Happy new year from the Prophecy Girls! We put out the call for questions and you asked in droves. Listen to our answers on everything from casting a reboot to who we would blaze it with (but isn’t that obvious?). Most importantly, discover how poorly we pronounce your name!
Spoilers ahead!
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- Best villains, arcs, and other highlights of the show
- Whether or not you are the only one annoyed by Dawn
- What would we add or take away from the series?
- How Steph blackmailed—er, convinced—Kara to start the podcast
- What we’re most excited about from future seasons!
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![Bonus! Twilight (2008) Movie Review]()
December 28, 2021
Once upon a time, another Stephenie was also obsessed with vampires. Sexy vampires that glitter! But not so sexy you’d actually have sex with them before marriage, because that’s wrong. This Stephenie wrote a book that became a movie that became a phenomenon known as the Twilight series. The plot? Girl meets boy, boy is a bloodsucking fiend, boy has to help girl flee other bloodsucking fiends who aren’t good vegetarians like him. Truly a tale as old as time.
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- The metric tonne of pretty privilege at work here
- Kristen Stewart’s pitch-perfect portrayal of teen girl horniness
- Woman power behind the camera, and why we need more of it
- These vampires are so silly and it’s great
- Did Joyce write this movie? Because this movie is tripping balls
Trigger warnings
Blood, immolation, sexual harassment
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December 23, 2021
The Watchers’ Council woke up this morning and chose violence. Literally. While Buffy is dreaming of ice shows with daddy, Daddy Giles injects her with a suspicious substance. Coincidentally, Buffy’s powers begin to wane. It’s all part of a plan to test the Slayer by sending her into a deadly situation de-powered and utterly betrayed. Worst. Birthday present. Ever.
Hear us discuss…
- The betrayal of fathers, biological and otherwise
- Oh Faith, where art thou?
- Our discomfort with a lot of the choices in this ep
- Buffy is a serious badass with or without Slayer powers!
- The real enemy, as usual, is the patriarchy
Trigger warnings
Drug use (forced), kidnapping, sexual harassment, torture
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December 16, 2021
Joyce’s attempt support Buffy’s Slaying by bringing her dinner in a bag is cut short by the discovery of two murdered children. Scarred, Joyce creates an army of moms to take back Sunnydale from the witches and Slayers. And if she and Willow’s mom have to burn their daughters at the stake to do that, well, that’s a small price to pay for avenging the deaths of these two children no one had ever seen before.
Hear us discuss…
- We learn Willow’s mom’s name rather quickly!
- We will never tire of Buffy calling out Xander’s BS
- The funniest name for the Devil
- Angel’s heroic pep talk
- Where is our gingerbread? LIES!
Trigger warnings
Bullying, child death
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![S3E10: ”Amends”]()
December 9, 2021
It’s the most wonderful time of the year … to feel guilty about murdering hundreds of people over the course of your undead lifetime. At first Angel tries to deal with this on his own, but when Buffy gets involved via her dreams, she and the rest of the Scoobies resolve to help him. Something is amplifying Angel’s guilt, and whatever it is won’t rest until Angel succumbs to his evil within … or takes himself out of the picture, forever.
Hear us discuss…
- Buffy can’t pull off baby bangs. No one can.
- Snow-less Cali Christmases are weird to these two Canadians
- “Maybe you shouldn’t help” should be Xander’s motto!
- At least Buffy and Angel can get it on in their dreams?
- This ending is one of the heaviest to date
Trigger warnings
Sexual assault, suicide ideation/attempted suicide
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![S3E09: ”The Wish”]()
December 2, 2021
Cordelia is back and she’s over Xander Harris. So over him that she definitely isn’t pretending to kiss other boys or talking about him constantly. Eventually, she talks to the wrong (or right?) person, new girl Anya who shares Cordy’s love for designer labels but also happens to be a demon out to grant wishes of revenge. Cordelia’s wish that Buffy had never come to Sunnydale catapults her through the looking glass into a twisted version of her hometown … and Xander and Willow are still into each other! This girl cannot catch a break.
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- So you’re just going to leave that demon corpse there?
- We cannot with Xander’s revisionist history
- All these actors are so old!
- We are here for queer-coded vamp Willow
- Steph is ready to be Asian Anya in the reboot CALL HER
Trigger warnings
Bullying, mechanical exsanguination, neck snapping, torture
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November 25, 2021
It’s your boy, Spike, back in town to wreak havoc and … feel sorry for himself? That’s right, the bad boy has been reduced to emo boy after being dumped by Dru. Circumstances conspire to cause him to kidnap Xander and Willow in the hopes that Willow can cast a love spell that brings Dru back to him. The clock is ticking for Angel and Buffy to find her friends—but Cordelia and Oz beat them to it, with devastating consequences.
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- We just love that Spike is back
- Angel is being a supportive bf
- In fact, everyone is being super supportive of Buffy, yay!
- Willow seriously needs to learn about consent
- Cordelia and Oz do not deserve any of this
Trigger warnings
Body horror, traumatic injury
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