A Buffy the Vampire Slayer rewatch podcast. Join Steph and Kara as they recap and review every episode from the beginning. This podcast is spoiler-free and friendly to first-time watchers.
Episodes
Thursday Mar 02, 2023
Thursday Mar 02, 2023
April is a perfectly ordinarily girl looking for her boyfriend, Warren. Except by “ordinary” we mean “robot” and by “robot” we mean sexbot. Yes, there’s a new robot in town, and this time Joyce isn’t the one dating it. When April crosses paths with the Scoobies, they have to track down Warren before her search results in broken bones as well as broken hearts.
Hear us discuss…
- Way to go, Joyce, going on a date with a human!
- However gross you think this is, it’s worse
- Joss Whedon sure loves stories about reprogramming women
- Buffy, you didn’t fail a girlfriend test. Riley failed the boyfriend test. A lot.
- What are the chances Spike’s business with Warren won’t be creepy?
Trigger warning
Misogyny
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Haley
Jordan
Louise
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Thursday Feb 23, 2023
Thursday Feb 23, 2023
A train full of suckjobs alerts Buffy that a new vampire might be active in town. Despite his attempts to help, Spike finds himself reBUFFed at every turn. Could he be somehow in the wrong? Of course not. Don’t worry, everyone Spike has figured out the problem: it’s women. Women are definitely the problem here.
Hear us discuss…
- It would be nice to have a Black character who doesn’t die horribly
- Shut up and think about what women go through, Xander
- Way to make things awkward for Joyce, Spike
- Harmony must be protected at all costs!
- It’s not love; it’s just sparkling obsession
Trigger warnings
Misogyny, neck snapping
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Thursday Feb 16, 2023
Thursday Feb 16, 2023
Revelations abound in Sunnydale this week. Buffy and Giles come clean to the rest of the Scoobies about Dawn’s secret identity as the Key. They totally aren’t weird about it. You know what else isn’t weird? Ben and Glory being connected somehow. Yep, everyone in Sunnydale is totally having a normal one.
Hear us discuss…
- Justice for Dreg, the minionest of minions
- Spike’s situational Teletubby awareness
- Steph’s plans for bullying her teenage daughter
- The heaviness of Dawn’s brief self-harm arc
- How far Buffy will go to protect her family
Trigger warnings
Blood, neck snapping, self-harm
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Thursday Feb 09, 2023
Thursday Feb 09, 2023
Author Kendare Blake returns to talk about this episode, as well as her latest Buffy book, One Girl in All the World.
Hey, everyone, the Watchers’ Council is back! Oh, don’t be like that. They say they have vital intel on Glory, but they’ll only give it up if Buffy plays it their way. Otherwise, they’ll deport Giles and be extra British. Wait--are they the bad guys? But a surprise home visit shakes Buffy up enough to see who has the real power in this town.
Hear us discuss…
- How bad the Scoobies are at talking to people
- Joyce, honey, you really need to stop letting strangers into the house
- Glory is such a badass and we like it
- But Buffy is even more badass and we love it
- Did you get chills at the end? We have chills
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Thursday Feb 02, 2023
Thursday Feb 02, 2023
While the Giles is away, the Willow will play, and the Anya will itemize a receipt of everything Willow uses from the magic shop. But this internecine squabble between two Scoobies soon spills over into Sunnydale when it frees a troll, one with a grudge against Anya, from its centuries-old prison. This witch and ex-demon must set aside animosity to work together and save something they agree is worth saving (for some reason): Xander
Hear us discuss…
- Is this episode worse than “Beer Bad”?
- Xander broing it up with Spike? Not shocked, sadly.
- RIP the Bronze’s insurance premiums
- Giles was smart to nope out of this episode
- The only insane troll logic here is thinking that anyone would fight over Xander
Trigger warnings
Misogyny, rape jokes
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Thursday Jan 26, 2023
Thursday Jan 26, 2023
Buffy’s mom makes it through surgery and the prognosis is good! However, Buffy’s relief is short-lived when Spike reveals Riley’s newfound nightly escapades to her. No matter where she turns, it always seems like someone is telling Buffy she’s doing it all wrong. Is there a way out of these woods without hurting or getting hurt?
Hear us discuss…
- Spike doing the right thing is not the same as Spike being right
- Is it possible to sympathize with Riley here?
- Shut up, Xander
- The nature of true love. You know, easy stuff
- Enough with all these men telling Buffy what she wants!
Trigger warnings
Infidelity
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Thursday Jan 19, 2023
Thursday Jan 19, 2023
As the Summers women await Joyce’s brain surgery, the Sunnydale Hospital’s psych ward fills with an outbreak of mental illness. This time, evil comes not from below but above. Only one man in all the world, a chosen one, stands against it. He alone will wield the walkie-talkie to fight the madness. He is … Riley Finn, civilian.
Hear us discuss…
- The struggles of taking care of a sick loved one
- We owe the Cobra Demon an apology. COME BACK.
- Riley needs to make up his mind about if he wants to go commando
- That’s one big rat in Buffy’s basement
- How a bad episode has a perfect closing scene
Trigger warnings
Medical content, mental illness
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Friday Jan 13, 2023
Friday Jan 13, 2023
The hosts of the podcasts Becoming Buffy and Investigating Angel join Steph and Kara for another table read episode! This time they tackle S4x20 “The Yoko Factor.” Listen as Riley squares off against Angel, Spike makes a play to get his chip removed by breaking up the band, and we find out what Kermit the Frog fell back on after his acting career dried up.
Trigger warning
Death
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Sunday Jan 01, 2023
Sunday Jan 01, 2023
Steph and Kara discuss that other vampire movie that came out in 1992. With a few more Oscars and an even more bonkers storyline than the Buffy movie, Bram Stoker’s Dracula is a masterclass in how to take a century-old novel and adapt it into a moviegoing experience. Vlad Dracul just wants to find the reincarnated love of his life, even if it takes 400 years and turning into Gary Oldman to do it. But a gritty college professor and a himbo lawyer are determined not to let him have his way.
Hear us discuss…
- How Kara watched this movie on hard mode
- Steph learns the hard way that bite sex isn’t always sexy!
- Lucy just wants a harem of men and her gal pal Mina, what of it?
- Isn’t Mel Brooks supposed to be in this?
- We love you, Keanu
Trigger warnings
Blood, death, sex
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Thursday Dec 22, 2022
Thursday Dec 22, 2022
The woman in red desperately wants to find a mysterious key. Fortunately, she has the perfect secret weapon: transforming a poor, unsuspecting snake into a confused cobra demon to play tourist in Sunnydale! Buffy’s attention is split between protecting Dawn and supporting her mother, whose health seems to be rapidly worsening now that the doctors have found a shadow on her scans.
Hear us discuss…
- Joyce, you need to take care of yourself. FOR US.
- This poor snake didn’t ask to become a bad CGI monster
- Finally a name! Glory!! And minions!
- Spike, stop being such a Xander
- Buffy, it’s dead. You killed it, Buffy. Buffy?
Trigger warnings
Medical content
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