Prophecy Girls: A Buffy Rewatch Podcast
S2E12: “Bad Eggs”

S2E12: “Bad Eggs”

July 15, 2021

Don’t have sex, or you’ll have to take care of an egg that hatches into the offspring of a fleshy monster living beneath Sunnydale High! This is the lesson Buffy and the gang learn the hard way, with plenty of face punching and head trauma to go around. Oh, and also there are 2 Texan vampires in cowboy hats for some reason.

 

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  • Joyce’s parenting is so hot and cold it could be a Katy Perry song
  • Why are the Gorch brothers southern? Why are they even here?
  • Get a room, Bangel!
  • Xander has good quips but he’s still a jerk
  • Buffy gets another badass pose moment

 

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S2E11: “Ted”

S2E11: “Ted”

July 8, 2021

Buffy discovers all those late nights Joyce has been working were actually to make out with Ted, a computer salesman who looks remarkably like John Ritter. Willow and Xander immediately take to Joyce’s new paramour, but Buffy isn’t so sure. As each encounter with him sets her more on edge, Buffy vows to get to the bottom of Ted’s toxic politeness. That is, until he pushes her over the edge, and Buffy unleashes the power of the Slayer on a mortal.

 

Hear us discuss…

  • Buffy continues to act more her age here
  • Such a tender scene between Buffy and Angel! Steph SWOONS!
  • Joyce IS ACTUALLY HIGH this entire episode!!
  • Once again with the not believing Buffy, wtf Scoobies?
  • Cordelia’s flawless colour coordination saves the day

 

Trigger warnings

Domestic abuse/violence, drug abuse, murder

 

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S2E10: “What’s My Line, Part 2″

S2E10: “What’s My Line, Part 2″

July 1, 2021

Kendra the Vampire Slayer is in town. So far she has nearly killed Angel and attacked Buffy. But it’s all a big misunderstanding—she thought Buffy and Angel were together, and that Angel is a vampire. Oh, maybe she understands perfectly. While the 2 Slayers team up to foil Spike, Buffy starts to dream that maybe with Kendra around she can retire and have a normal life after all.

 

Hear us discuss…

  • So many gamechangers!
  • Xander and Cordy? Oz and Willow? Who’s next, Snyder and Joyce?
  • Where did Kendra learn about American teenage life?
  • Are all monkeys actually French?
  • So, what does 2 Slayers mean for Buffy? For the series?

 

Trigger warnings

Torture

 

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S2E09: “What’s My Line, Part 1″

S2E09: “What’s My Line, Part 1″

June 24, 2021

It’s Career Week at Sunnydale High, and everyone is excited—except Buffy, because as the Slayer her destiny will forever be unemployment and death. To make things worse, Spike has decided to send the Order of Taraka after Buffy. He wants to keep her out of the picture long enough to finish deciphering a spell that will rejuvenate Drusilla. But nothing goes quite the way anyone expects, and Buffy is left with more questions than answers.

 

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  • Buffy still processing that she died
  • Giles isn’t ready for all these teenage feelings!
  • Sarah Michelle Gellar is only an ok figure skater
  • Willow Rosenberg UBER GENIUS confirmed
  • Wait, 2 slayers??

 

Trigger warnings

Bugs, racism, sexual harassment

 

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S2E08: “The Dark Age”

S2E08: “The Dark Age”

June 17, 2021

Previously, on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Ethan Rayne revealed that Giles used to be … the Ripper. Well, Ethan is back in town, and so are other entities from Giles’ youth. Ripper’s past is coming back to endanger Giles, Miss. Calendar, and even Buffy. Suddenly the most responsible member of the Buffy gang must rely on his teenage charges to rescue him from his youthful follies.

 

Hear us discuss…

  • More LIES revealed in this episode!
  • Giles and Jenny were going to do it but now things are RUINED
  • Xander’s grossness overshadows his few fun lines
  • Cordelia acting selfless for once?
  • Willow rules AGAIN like she is a queen or something

 

Trigger warnings

Body horror, misogyny, sexual harassment

 

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S2E07: “Lie to Me”

S2E07: “Lie to Me”

June 10, 2021

Angel doesn’t tell Buffy about meeting Drusilla in a creepy playground. Willow doesn’t tell Buffy Angel was in her bedroom, getting her to dig up dirt on Ford, a childhood friend of Buffy’s who has suddenly shown up in Sunnydale. Ford doesn’t tell Buffy why he’s really here. And Giles tells Buffy, and Miss Calendar, that he loves monster trucks. You know it’s a going to be a wild ride when Xander is the only person who tells Buffy the truth.

 

Hear us discuss…

  • This episode is just full of lies!
  • Kara convinces Steph just how significant this episode is
  • Angel and Buffy’s relationship gets emotionally deeper
  • Spike remains such a delicious bad guy
  • At the end of this, does Buffy really know whom she can trust?

 

Trigger warning

Cancer

 

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S2E06: “Halloween”

S2E06: “Halloween”

June 3, 2021

Buffy is looking forward to a night off on Halloween, the one day of the year actual monsters find too cringey to go out. She has a plan: dress as an 18th-century noblewoman, the kind of girl she thinks gets Angel going. But the owner of a new costume shop in Sunnydale has other plans for Halloween, and if he has his way, chaos will reign and Buffy will be too clueless to stop it.

 

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  • Buffy committing the classic dating sin of trying to be someone you’re not
  • More toxic masculinity from Xander
  • Willow takes charge and looks hot too
  • How everything we thought we knew about Giles is wrong
  • Spike is chaos personified and we love it

 

Trigger warnings

Bullying, homophobia, sexual harassment

 

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S2E05: “Reptile Boy”

S2E05: “Reptile Boy”

May 27, 2021

Cordelia has a problem: if she wants to attend a frat party, she needs Buffy to come along. Buffy has a problem: Angel doesn’t want to go on a date with her! Xander has a problem: no one cares about how much he isn’t over Buffy. There’s a lot of problems in this episode, but don’t worry, because you know what solves all problems? Ritual human sacrifice to a lizard lord.

 

Hear us discuss…

  • Shut up about how much you hate Angel, Xander
  • This episode’s entirely unsubtle metaphor for date rape
  • Who’s the true reptile boy here?
  • Willow, go off, girl!
  • The swift, unyielding justice that is Sunnydale

 

Trigger warnings

Date rape, drug abuse, kidnapping, sexual assault

 

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S2E04: “Inca Mummy Girl”

S2E04: “Inca Mummy Girl”

May 20, 2021

The reanimated mummy of an Incan princess secretly takes the place of a cultural exchange student staying at Buffy’s house. Xander, of course, is smitten with her. But she has the unfortunate habit of sucking the souls from innocent people. Buffy and the gang race to find the mummy who’s right under their noses. Meanwhile, Willow struggles to set aside her unrequited feelings for Xander even as she attracts the attention of a laid-back musician.

 

Hear us discuss…

  • The least subtle mummy girl ever
  • Xander continues to the worst
  • Willow deserves better
  • Buffy continues to show her newfound acceptance of her Slayer duties
  • Take a drink every time Steph or Kara say “cultural appropriation”

 

Trigger warnings

Cultural appropriation

 

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S2E03: “School Hard”

S2E03: “School Hard”

May 13, 2021

Buffy must plan a successful parents’ night at Sunnydale High or face expulsion because she’s the baddest bitch in school, right up there with Sheila, who stabs teachers and hangs at bars that make the Bronze look like some place kids go after school. But look out, Sheila, because there’s a new badass in town: Spike, a bleach-blonde, leather-wearing vampire out to ruin parents’ night—oh, and also kill the Slayer.

 

Hear us discuss…

  • Spike’s incredible entrance
  • How great and significant Spike is in general
  • Drusilla is so creepy!
  • BUFFY’S MOM FINALLY HAS A NAME but might also be high all the time
  • Poor Colin, never got to take his villainous enterprise IPO

 

Trigger warnings

Bloodplay, marijuana use, mental illness, neck snapping

 

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