Episodes

Thursday Apr 13, 2023
S5E21: “The Weight of the World”
Thursday Apr 13, 2023
Thursday Apr 13, 2023
With Buffy catatonic, Willow takes charge. While she focuses on rousing Buffy from within her own mind, Xander and Spike investigate Ben’s mysterious connection to Glory, Anya looks after Tara, and Giles recovers from being nearly stabbed to death mere hours earlier. Meanwhile, Dawn discovers that gods are not the most gracious hosts.
Hear us discuss…
- Buffy is just a little bit stressed
- No one is allowed to question Willow’s use of magic
- Where have all our favourite doctors gone from Sunnydale Hospital?
- Another episode where Xander actually isn’t that bad!
- Would you rather be trapped with mad Glory or selfish Ben?
Trigger warnings
Kidnapping, medical content, mental illness
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Thursday Apr 06, 2023
S5E20: “Spiral”
Thursday Apr 06, 2023
Thursday Apr 06, 2023
Glory knows Dawn is the Key, and there is nothing left for Buffy to do but run. But the Boys (of Byzantium) are back in town as well, and they too want to find (and kill) the Key. With all her enemies closing in, can Buffy keep Dawn safe? And at cost?
Hear us discuss…
- The LARPers are at it again!
- Where did they get all the horsies from?
- We, too, could totally fight on top of a moving vehicle
- Whether or not it was smart to bring Spike along
- How exactly did Buffy plan to explain all this to Ben?
Trigger warning
Mental illness
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Thursday Mar 30, 2023
S5E19: “Tough Love”
Thursday Mar 30, 2023
Thursday Mar 30, 2023
Buffy seeks advice from Giles about parenting Dawn and gets told to put her foot down. She doesn’t seek advice from Willow, who gives it anyway and then picks a fight with Tara when Buffy pushes back. When Glory thinks she has deduced the true identity of the Key, all of Sunnydale’s famed multicultural fair is imperiled.
Hear us discuss…
- Anya’s hard embrace of capitalism
- We feel for Buffy’s challenges in this episode
- Willow and Tara’s fight seems to come from nowhere
- Giles discovers the minions’ weakness: doors!
- Hasn’t the Asian community of Sunnydale suffered enough?
Trigger warnings
Assault, medical content, mental illness, torture
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Thursday Mar 23, 2023
S5E18: “Intervention”
Thursday Mar 23, 2023
Thursday Mar 23, 2023
Spike receives delivery from Warren of a package that confuses the Scoobies while Buffy is out of town on a desert quest. Spike’s problems only intensify when Glory’s minions become convinced that he is, in fact, the Key. The Scoobies are determined to prevent Spike from revealing the identity of the true Key to Glory even as they are concerned by Buffy’s sudden obsession with saving him at all costs.
Hear us discuss…
- Shake that gourd, Daddy Giles
- We too would like you to ask us how our money is
- Could DEATH be Buffy’s gift? So hard to say
- We concur: the Buffy Bot is gross and obscene
- Spike is not a hero in this episode
Trigger warnings
Misogyny, sexual assault, torture
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Thursday Mar 16, 2023
S5E17: “Forever”
Thursday Mar 16, 2023
Thursday Mar 16, 2023
With the help of Giles and the other Scoobies, Buffy deals with the practical fallout of Joyce’s death. Angel helps with the emotional fallout. But Dawn, literally bereft, also turns to a vampire for assistance: Spike promises to help her bring her mom back to life. What could possibly go wrong?
Hear us discuss…
- Feelings about funeral directors and buying coffins
- Tara, girl, are you going clubbing after this funeral?
- Angel gives Buffy exactly what she needs in this moment
- Willow should take responsibility for being irresponsible
- Dawn goes too far, but that’s what sisters do
Trigger warnings
Death, grief.
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Thursday Mar 09, 2023
S5E16: “The Body”
Thursday Mar 09, 2023
Thursday Mar 09, 2023
Buffy discovers Joyce’s body at home. The Scoobies come together to support the Summers sisters as Sunnydale feels grief like never before.
Hear us discuss…
- The masterful depiction of grief in so many forms
- One of the most relatable episodes on television
- Sarah Michelle Gellar deserved an Emmy for this
- We tried to give Xander a pass, but we are only human
- RIP the sexiest woman in Sunnydale
Trigger warnings
Corpse, death, medical content
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Thursday Mar 02, 2023
S5E15: “I Was Made to Love You”
Thursday Mar 02, 2023
Thursday Mar 02, 2023
April is a perfectly ordinarily girl looking for her boyfriend, Warren. Except by “ordinary” we mean “robot” and by “robot” we mean sexbot. Yes, there’s a new robot in town, and this time Joyce isn’t the one dating it. When April crosses paths with the Scoobies, they have to track down Warren before her search results in broken bones as well as broken hearts.
Hear us discuss…
- Way to go, Joyce, going on a date with a human!
- However gross you think this is, it’s worse
- Joss Whedon sure loves stories about reprogramming women
- Buffy, you didn’t fail a girlfriend test. Riley failed the boyfriend test. A lot.
- What are the chances Spike’s business with Warren won’t be creepy?
Trigger warning
Misogyny
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Thursday Feb 23, 2023
S5E14: “Crush”
Thursday Feb 23, 2023
Thursday Feb 23, 2023
A train full of suckjobs alerts Buffy that a new vampire might be active in town. Despite his attempts to help, Spike finds himself reBUFFed at every turn. Could he be somehow in the wrong? Of course not. Don’t worry, everyone Spike has figured out the problem: it’s women. Women are definitely the problem here.
Hear us discuss…
- It would be nice to have a Black character who doesn’t die horribly
- Shut up and think about what women go through, Xander
- Way to make things awkward for Joyce, Spike
- Harmony must be protected at all costs!
- It’s not love; it’s just sparkling obsession
Trigger warnings
Misogyny, neck snapping
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Thursday Feb 16, 2023
S5E13: “Blood Ties”
Thursday Feb 16, 2023
Thursday Feb 16, 2023
Revelations abound in Sunnydale this week. Buffy and Giles come clean to the rest of the Scoobies about Dawn’s secret identity as the Key. They totally aren’t weird about it. You know what else isn’t weird? Ben and Glory being connected somehow. Yep, everyone in Sunnydale is totally having a normal one.
Hear us discuss…
- Justice for Dreg, the minionest of minions
- Spike’s situational Teletubby awareness
- Steph’s plans for bullying her teenage daughter
- The heaviness of Dawn’s brief self-harm arc
- How far Buffy will go to protect her family
Trigger warnings
Blood, neck snapping, self-harm
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Thursday Feb 09, 2023
S5E12: “Checkpoint” (feat. Kendare Blake)
Thursday Feb 09, 2023
Thursday Feb 09, 2023
Author Kendare Blake returns to talk about this episode, as well as her latest Buffy book, One Girl in All the World.
Hey, everyone, the Watchers’ Council is back! Oh, don’t be like that. They say they have vital intel on Glory, but they’ll only give it up if Buffy plays it their way. Otherwise, they’ll deport Giles and be extra British. Wait--are they the bad guys? But a surprise home visit shakes Buffy up enough to see who has the real power in this town.
Hear us discuss…
- How bad the Scoobies are at talking to people
- Joyce, honey, you really need to stop letting strangers into the house
- Glory is such a badass and we like it
- But Buffy is even more badass and we love it
- Did you get chills at the end? We have chills
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