A Buffy the Vampire Slayer rewatch podcast. Join Steph and Kara as they recap and review every episode from the beginning. This podcast is spoiler-free and friendly to first-time watchers.
Episodes
Thursday Nov 02, 2023
Thursday Nov 02, 2023
Xander and Anya’s special day is threatened on multiple fronts. A mysterious old man with a glowy orb. Family squabbles and anti-demon racism. Dereliction of duty by the best man. And just terrible, terrible bridesmaid dresses. It’s a wedding on the Hellmouth, and we are all invited!
Hear us discuss…
- Worse ways to leave someone on their wedding day
- We are here for Buffy lying to Spike
- Xander had several chances to back out and Anya should have seen it coming
- Plenty of sympathy and blame to spread around here
- But seriously, what was Anya thinking with those dresses?
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Thursday Oct 26, 2023
Thursday Oct 26, 2023
Buffy’s life has settled into a comfortable tedium of Doublemeat Medleys and nights with Spike. Then Riley, Buffy’s six-foot-two hunk of dried paint ex-boyfriend, returns to Sunnydale seeking her help. As they fight demons side-by-side like the good ol’ days, Buffy is forced to confront what has been in front of her all along.
Special guest Ryan B Talks TV joins us for this recap. Follow him on TikTok and Instagram @ryanbtalkstv
Hear us discuss…
- Spike how dare you betray the memory of Spoyce at that tree
- We want to hate Sam but we have to love her
- Kara’s conspiracy theory about demons and Craiglist
- Steph, too, has all major relationship discussions in her bathroom
- Oh joy, another man is here to tell Buffy why she’s bad at life
Trigger warnings
Neck snapping
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Thursday Oct 19, 2023
Thursday Oct 19, 2023
Dawn, frustrated that no one wants to pay attention to her on the eve of Buffy’s birthday, makes a wish in front of the wrong person, trapping all the guests at Buffy’s party in the Summers residence. Tempers fray, accusations fly, sick burns unto Spike are delivered by Tara, and secrets are revealed. The party is just getting started.
Hear us discuss…
- Everyone is suddenly 30 years old and no fun
- Always we ask: what time is it??
- Anya’s got us missing Cordy
- Did no one give Dawn the talk about not wishing?
- Tara once more proving herself the best Summers sister
Trigger warnings
Blood
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Thursday Oct 12, 2023
Thursday Oct 12, 2023
Buffy asks Tara to help her figure out why Spike can hurt her. The Trio’s test of a mind control device goes fatally awry, and Warren resolves to frame the slayer. Now under the impression that she has killed an innocent woman, Buffy rushes to submit to human justice when Spike would prefer she submit to him.
Hear us discuss…
- The Trio were trash even before they crossed this line
- Bizarrely, Xander and Anya bring us the joy
- Kara is starting a new career as a foley artist
- If a vampire gets a boner in the woods, how loud is it?
- The Spike dislike is razor sharp right now
Trigger warnings
Abuse, assault, gaslighting, kidnapping, mind control, misogyny, murder, rape, sexual violence
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Thursday Oct 05, 2023
Thursday Oct 05, 2023
Buffy finally decides to pull herself up by her bootstraps via a minimum wage job at a fast-food restaurant. Feeling almost as soulless as the vampire she’s sleeping with, Buffy battles grease, her tyrannical manager, and the ongoing gaslighting of her Scooby pals. Something is wrong at the Doublemeat Palace, and she’s going to stop it.
Hear us discuss…
- Technical difficulties made us feel like we were living the Doublemeat Experience too
- Buffy’s actually so smart and perceptive!
- We hope she’s using protection (gloves and hairnets, of course)
- The true monster is, once again, corporate America
- Did this show predict plant-based burgers?
Trigger warnings
Body horror, severed appendages
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Thursday Sep 28, 2023
Thursday Sep 28, 2023
From child services to her platinum-haired loverboy, it seems like everyone wants a piece of ol’ Buffy right now. So she turns to a girl’s favourite outlet in times of crisis: new hair. But the Trio’s latest scheme unintentionally spills over to Buffy, giving her a unique opportunity to channel her inner Marcie and make with the mischief all around town.
Hear us discuss…
- Kara changes her mind about rat prison
- All the Scoobies need is a Mystery Machine
- Xander in charge? Yeah, that’s not good
- Steph tells Kara information she neither needs nor wants
- The ins and outs of invisible sex
Trigger warnings
Sex, sexual harassment
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Thursday Sep 21, 2023
Thursday Sep 21, 2023
The rubble of a house. Burnt pancakes. A hidden den of magic. Missed movie trailers. The hits just keep coming. Last week, Buffy and Willow both fucked around. This week, they find out.
Hear us discuss…
- We are so relieved to hear this was definitely a one-night stand!
- Will someone other than Tara please take care of Dawn?
- Xander, shut up and do something *useful* for once
- Willow’s addiction to magic and obsession with power
- Maybe Rack just needs a “mother!”
Trigger warnings
Abuse, car collision, injury, sex, substance use
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Thursday Sep 14, 2023
Thursday Sep 14, 2023
Tara’s abrupt departure leaves Willow looking for magical comfort from an unlikely source. Buffy looks for physical comfort from an uncouth source. Everyone forgets about Dawn.
Hear us discuss…
- Is rat prison the punishment of the future?
- Dawn deserves even more milkshake
- Kara, a secret Spike apologist??
- With Giles gone, Tara is the last adult standing
- Not how we hoped Buffy would bring the house down but ok
Trigger warnings
Sex, substance use
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Thursday Sep 07, 2023
Thursday Sep 07, 2023
Desperate to fix what she screwed up, Willow works her most audacious spell yet. When it backfires, all the Scoobies get a second chance at figuring out who they are. With a loan shark and vampires hunting Spike, however, their blank slate might just turn into a chopping block.
Lily Anderson, author of Buffy tie-in novel Big Bad, returns to the podcast to help us recap this episode!
Hear us discuss…
- California winter clothing
- Buffy should get in on Sunnydale’s underground kitten economy
- The ship that tragically never happened in the show
- What Steph thinks Kara needs to stop bringing up
- That sad, sad montage
Trigger warnings
Abuse, substance use
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Monday Sep 04, 2023
Monday Sep 04, 2023
Fellow Canadians Crissy and Jocelyn from the musical theatre podcast Breaking the Curtain join Steph and Kara to break down the musical episode of Buffy!
We discuss the episode as a whole and then go through each song. Along the way, Crissy and Joce pull back the curtain on the secrets of musical theatre.
Hear us discuss…
- How closely this episode hews to musical conventions
- Who’s an Angel girlie and who wants Spike
- Everyone wants Giles though
- Villain song genres of previous Big Bads
- “Something to Sing About” as a perfect 11 o’clock song
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