A Buffy the Vampire Slayer rewatch podcast. Join Steph and Kara as they recap and review every episode from the beginning. This podcast is spoiler-free and friendly to first-time watchers.
Episodes
Thursday Aug 17, 2023
Thursday Aug 17, 2023
Buffy tries to figure out what to do with her new lease on life. Should she go back to school? Work construction? Or retail? The Trio’s shenanigans threaten to derail her new life plans before they’ve even started. Spike cheats at kitten poker.
Author Kendare Blake joins us again to talk about why this episode is a light in a dark season.
Hear us discuss…
- Not the Scoobies gaslighting Buffy again
- The show was really worried its sexism in the workplace would be too subtle
- Go, mummy hand, gooooo!
- We rank the Trio’s attempts on our own scale
- Drunk Buffy is a sight to see
Trigger warnings
Alcohol use, sexism
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Thursday Aug 10, 2023
Thursday Aug 10, 2023
Buffy’s basement becomes a metaphor for her sudden return to life. The slayer has faced snake demons, demonoids, and hell goddesses. But she isn’t prepared for her biggest challenge to date: bills. Fortunately, a new demon in town will offer up a welcome distraction in the form of trying to kill her.
Hear us discuss…
- The correct pronunciation of this episode title
- Xander and Anya’s relationship status: “it’s complicated”
- The memorable Jonathan, Warren, and … Andrew?
- Whether or not we would live with our basement flooded
- Would someone just get M’Fashnik his mmm, cookies already?
Trigger warnings
Misogyny
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Thursday Aug 03, 2023
Thursday Aug 03, 2023
What do you do when you successfully resurrect your best friend and she doesn’t even have the courtesy to thank you? Pout in the arms of your girlfriend? Gently but firmly hint at Buffy over and over that she should be grateful? Act like business as usual even as an invisible entity possesses your friends and threatens you all? If you’re Willow Rosenberg, the answer is “all of the above.”
Hear us discuss…
- Our first post-resurrection meals
- Wait, so everyone is just going to bed?
- Tara is so wise
- Reenactment of Willow telling Giles
- The twist in the final scene, wow
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Thursday Jul 27, 2023
Thursday Jul 27, 2023
Buffy is back! Well, mostly. Having clawed her way out of her grave, the resurrected slayer stalks the streets of Sunnydale. The Scoobies, unaware that their spell was successful, formulate a plan to fight back against the invading demon biker gang. Spike and Dawn enjoy a brief motorcycle road trip.
Hear us discuss…
- Steph reveals the true ring of fire
- Kara goes full Xander apologist
- Just where, exactly, did they bury Buffy?
- City construction permit logistics
- What is the plan???
Trigger warnings
Misogyny, rape threats, torture
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Wednesday Jul 19, 2023
Wednesday Jul 19, 2023
Buffy Summers was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever, about that. The register of her burial was somewhere in a forest, and she continued to take Dawn to school and make PB&Js and kill vampires. Yes, the slayer is dead. Long live the slayer, if Willow and the Scoobies have anything to say about it.
Hear us discuss…
- We are BACK, baby
- How many fucks Steph has left to give
- Kara goes rogue with the recap
- Why is Tara suddenly so cool with resurrection?
- Don’t leave your white boy gangs out in the sun, people
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Friday Jul 14, 2023
Friday Jul 14, 2023
Steph and Kara review one of the most-requested bonus topics! In this mockumentary, four vampires are living together in New Zealand. They’re just trying to get by. But the introduction of a fifth member throws everyone off their groove, and not even suave Stu can sort them out.
Hear us discuss…
- Why Steph loves this and Kara wishes she had seen it sooner
- Vampire pooping (again, to Kara’s consternation)
- KFM: these boys
- Finally, an age-gap relationship we stan
- This Taika Watiti guy might be a big deal one day
Trigger warnings
Blood, death, fire
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Thursday Jun 29, 2023
Thursday Jun 29, 2023
Welcome to Berryman High! Buffy Summers is ready to start fresh, but will the vampires of her new town let her? Not to mention the creepy British librarian, the weirdly confident Xander Harris, and a Willow who needs no encouragement from Buffy to go off alone with a strange guy.
Hear us discuss…
- Willow, you look a little different
- The first ever flippity do!
- This isn’t that bad for a cheap pilot
- O, Angel, where art thou?
- How it started … how it’s going
Trigger warnings
Death, fire
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Thursday Jun 15, 2023
Thursday Jun 15, 2023
You start a podcast and suddenly everyone has opinions!
We love hearing, and sharing, listener hot (s)takes! This bonus episode brings you all the vintage hot (s)takes we’ve been saving up about previous seasons.
There’s a demon in the internet, and he wants your love. Praise Moloch!
Hear us discuss…
- How nothing of import has happened in Steph’s life lately
- How can the Bronze keep operating?
- What would happen if Angel got a chip
- Willow, Tara, magic, and kisses
- … and more!
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Thursday Jun 01, 2023
Thursday Jun 01, 2023
Joining in the bonds of holy matrimony isn’t enough for Bella Swan and Edward Cullen, oh no. Their honeymoon turns serious when Bella learns she’s somehow pregnant (spoiler alert: it’s Edward’s). After baby Renesmee is born, Edward finally turns Bella into a vampire, supercharging her power: she is now more boring than humanly possible. The Volturi get wind of a forbidden hybrid baby. Jacob swears to protect Bella and the kid but proves fairly useless, so thank goodness for Alice’s precognition and preternatural planning skills.
Hear us discuss…
- You really were just going to let Charlie think you had died, Bella?
- The Asian vampires always get shafted
- There is nothing not creepy about Jacob/Renesmee, ew
- Is the battle scene worth splitting this into two movies?
- Kara’s ultimate Twilight movie ranking (with help from Steph)
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Thursday May 18, 2023
Thursday May 18, 2023
Steph, Kara, and an all-star lineup of guests perform the script for 4x4, “Fear, Itself.” Join these podcast hosts as they relive the spooks and scares of a frat house Halloween party gone wrong. Buffy feels broken, Willow is a little too enthusiastic about her magic, and Xander feels left out. But don’t worry, everyone: Giles has a sombrero! And a chainsaw!
This ain’t your mother’s band candy….
Featuring Slayerfest ’98 hosts Ian Carlos Crawford and Brett White, who also hosts Must Have Seen TV.
Also featuring Left of Skeptic hosts Brittany Lind and Kala Moria.
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