Episodes

Thursday May 02, 2024
S7E15: “Get It Done” (feat. Investigating Angel)
Thursday May 02, 2024
Thursday May 02, 2024
Now aware of Robin Wood’s literal slayer provenance, Buffy shows him the operation: secret hideout, army of potentials, and of course, the big board. In return, Robin gives her a bag. Inside the bag is a box. Inside the box are shadow puppets. Will these figures hold the answer? No, they’re just more men telling Buffy how to be the slayer.
Sarah and Lea, hosts of Investigating Angel, join us to help recap this episode!
Hear us discuss…
- Dawn is holding this house together
- Why does Kennedy get to hang around??
- Spike putting that coat back on is not the win he thinks it is
- Gotta love “ancient Africans” speaking Swahili and taking the fall for the Watchers Council
- Hasn’t Buffy been through enough?
Trigger warnings
Assault, misogyny, racism, suicide
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Thursday Apr 25, 2024
S7E14: “First Date” (feat. Lily Anderson)
Thursday Apr 25, 2024
Thursday Apr 25, 2024
S7E14: “First Date” (feat. Lily Anderson)
Buffy and Xander each have a first date. Buffy goes to dinner with Principal Wood, who is finally prepared to reveal startling details about his past. Xander picks up Ashanti at a hardware store. Only one of these two dates ends up with someone suspended above the hellmouth. Meanwhile, the First tries to manipulate Andrew into taking care of a potential problem.
Author Lily Anderson joins us again to help recap this episode!
Hear us discuss…
- More revisionist history about Buffy’s feelings for Spike
- Token attempts at diversity that backfire
- More about vampire poops
- Andrew gets redemption in 20 minutes or less or it’s free
- Daddy Giles is SO. STRESSED.
Trigger warnings
Blood, torture
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Thursday Apr 18, 2024
S7E13: “The Killer in Me”
Thursday Apr 18, 2024
Thursday Apr 18, 2024
Giles takes the potentials out to the desert to meet Sineya and Cougar. Buffy stays behind because Spike is being a simp. Kennedy also stays behind, hoping to canoodle with Willow, but this leads to unintended side effects.
Hear us discuss…
- Dawn, Anya, and Xander are the best part of this episode
- Buffy should have just emailed Sam
- Did Amy learn nothing in rat prison? For shame
- Potentials can leap tall buildings in a single bound
- How long has Kennedy known Willow now? WHAT TIME IS IT?
Trigger warnings
Gun violence, misogyny
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Thursday Apr 11, 2024
S7E12: “Potential”
Thursday Apr 11, 2024
Thursday Apr 11, 2024
Buffy’s School for Slayers is in session, and you either graduate or you die. So, like regular school in Sunnydale. After a spell reveals Dawn has a destiny, she wrestles with the implications. But when Amanda shows up with a problem and Buffy isn’t available, Dawn has to step into her sister’s shoes sooner than expected.
Hear us discuss…
- What we think of Buffy’s counselling style
- What we think of Buffy’s teaching style
- CLEM! We missed you, how ya been?
- New school forgot to spray for white boy gangs
- Shut up, Xander, but also, you make a good point
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Thursday Apr 04, 2024
S7E11: “Showtime”
Thursday Apr 04, 2024
Thursday Apr 04, 2024
No, this is not the dinner theatre sequel to last season’s musical. Instead, Buffy concocts a plan to take on the Turok Han while also showing the potentials what it means to be the slayer. It remains to be seen whether she can do this before Spike expires at the hands of the First’s minions.
Hear us discuss…
- Familiar faces among the new potentials!
- So are Anya and Giles going to tell anyone what they learned from Botox Eye?
- The weekly rampage through yet another construction site continues
- New Spike ship just dropped (or should we say, Spyke?)
- BEST. FLIPPITY DO. EVER.
Trigger warnings
Blood, neck snapping, torture
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Sunday Mar 31, 2024
Bonus: The Vampire Diaries
Sunday Mar 31, 2024
Sunday Mar 31, 2024
What if Buffy had been produced on the CW instead of its predecessor, the WB? Someone decided to find out, and The Vampire Diaries is the result. Steph and Kara watched the first two episodes of the series together, followed by a 50-minute recap of the entire eight seasons, and they have THOUGHTS.
Watch @joshdfloyd’s incredibly detailed recap over at Recap & Chill on YouTube: THE VAMPIRE DIARIES Full Series Recap | Season 1-8 Ending Explained
Hear us discuss…
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer ran so this show could walk
- What do you mean, Elena and not Bonnie is the main character?
- Which flavour of vampire do you like best? Original, Crystal, or with Lemon?
- Show said “death is your gift” and Bonnie said, “No thank you, refund please.”
- Team Stefan or Team Damon? The answer will surprise you!
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Thursday Mar 28, 2024
S7E10: “Bring On the Night”
Thursday Mar 28, 2024
Thursday Mar 28, 2024
Buffy has put a name to the faces Spike has been seeing: the First Evil is behind everything. But what is it, and how can they stop it? Just in time, Daddy Giles arrives, bringing with him three new stepdaughters and a grave warning. The First won’t stop until the slayer and every girl who could be a slayer is dead.
Hear us discuss…
- Accents are confusing, ok? Don’t @ Steph
- The logistics of feeding a (slayer) army
- Construction company insurance rates in Sunnydale must be sky high
- So is Joyce (RIP) wherever she is in the afterlife
- What TIME is it???
Trigger warnings
Neck snapping, torture
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Thursday Mar 21, 2024
S7E9: “Never Leave Me”
Thursday Mar 21, 2024
Thursday Mar 21, 2024
With more questions than answers, the Scoobies turn to research and interrogation. Willow runs into Andrew and, after a brief showdown, he joins Spike in the blonde male bondage club at the Summers residence. Just when it feels like they might make progress, the forces of darkness launch their most daring attack yet.
Hear us discuss…
- If the principal is evil again, at least he’s hot evil this time?
- The butcher shop battle of the dorks
- Anya discovering a whole new calling: interrogator
- Sympathy for Xander, doomed forever to fix this house
- Of course Buffy is the one who finally puts the puzzle together
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Thursday Mar 14, 2024
S7E8: “Sleeper” (feat. Left of Skeptic)
Thursday Mar 14, 2024
Thursday Mar 14, 2024
After the revelation of her vampire therapist, Buffy swaps her stake for a stake-out—of Spike. She tails him and confronts him about her suspicions that he is feeding off humans again. At first, Spike protests his innocence and reminds her of his new soul. Yet as the evidence mounts, no one, not even Aimee Mann, is prepared for the truth.
The hosts of Left of Skeptic, Kala Moria and Brittany Lind, join us for this recap. Check out their paranormal podcast.
Hear us discuss…
- How Buffy handles Spike’s misdeeds versus Anya’s
- Who would like to make out with Spike by a dumpster?
- Who is Aimee Mann and why does she hate vampire towns
- Do we have sympathy for Spike?
Trigger warning
Mental illness
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Thursday Mar 07, 2024
S7E7: “Conversations With Dead People”
Thursday Mar 07, 2024
Thursday Mar 07, 2024
Date: November 12, 2002. Time: 8:01 pm. Location: A cemetery. The Summers house. The UC Sunnydale library. Buffy thought vampires were bad enough when they wanted to kill her. Now she’s got one psychoanalyzing her. Dawn’s marshmallow microwave fun is interrupted when she starts to hear her mom’s voice. Willow’s late-night study session is derailed by a dead teenager bearing a message from Tara. No one knows or cares where Xander is.
Hear us discuss…
- We’re so hyped we know what time it is
- Buffy, you need therapy
- Wait, no, not like this
- Poor Willow doesn’t even get to talk to someone she knows
- Dawn performing a literal GET OUT spell? Chef’s kiss
Trigger warning
Suicide description
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