Episodes

Thursday Feb 02, 2023
S5E11: “Triangle”
Thursday Feb 02, 2023
Thursday Feb 02, 2023
While the Giles is away, the Willow will play, and the Anya will itemize a receipt of everything Willow uses from the magic shop. But this internecine squabble between two Scoobies soon spills over into Sunnydale when it frees a troll, one with a grudge against Anya, from its centuries-old prison. This witch and ex-demon must set aside animosity to work together and save something they agree is worth saving (for some reason): Xander
Hear us discuss…
- Is this episode worse than “Beer Bad”?
- Xander broing it up with Spike? Not shocked, sadly.
- RIP the Bronze’s insurance premiums
- Giles was smart to nope out of this episode
- The only insane troll logic here is thinking that anyone would fight over Xander
Trigger warnings
Misogyny, rape jokes
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Thursday Jan 26, 2023
S5E10: “Into the Woods”
Thursday Jan 26, 2023
Thursday Jan 26, 2023
Buffy’s mom makes it through surgery and the prognosis is good! However, Buffy’s relief is short-lived when Spike reveals Riley’s newfound nightly escapades to her. No matter where she turns, it always seems like someone is telling Buffy she’s doing it all wrong. Is there a way out of these woods without hurting or getting hurt?
Hear us discuss…
- Spike doing the right thing is not the same as Spike being right
- Is it possible to sympathize with Riley here?
- Shut up, Xander
- The nature of true love. You know, easy stuff
- Enough with all these men telling Buffy what she wants!
Trigger warnings
Infidelity
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Thursday Jan 19, 2023
S5E9: “Listening to Fear”
Thursday Jan 19, 2023
Thursday Jan 19, 2023
As the Summers women await Joyce’s brain surgery, the Sunnydale Hospital’s psych ward fills with an outbreak of mental illness. This time, evil comes not from below but above. Only one man in all the world, a chosen one, stands against it. He alone will wield the walkie-talkie to fight the madness. He is … Riley Finn, civilian.
Hear us discuss…
- The struggles of taking care of a sick loved one
- We owe the Cobra Demon an apology. COME BACK.
- Riley needs to make up his mind about if he wants to go commando
- That’s one big rat in Buffy’s basement
- How a bad episode has a perfect closing scene
Trigger warnings
Medical content, mental illness
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Friday Jan 13, 2023
Friday Jan 13, 2023
The hosts of the podcasts Becoming Buffy and Investigating Angel join Steph and Kara for another table read episode! This time they tackle S4x20 “The Yoko Factor.” Listen as Riley squares off against Angel, Spike makes a play to get his chip removed by breaking up the band, and we find out what Kermit the Frog fell back on after his acting career dried up.
Trigger warning
Death
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Sunday Jan 01, 2023
Bonus: Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) Movie Review
Sunday Jan 01, 2023
Sunday Jan 01, 2023
Steph and Kara discuss that other vampire movie that came out in 1992. With a few more Oscars and an even more bonkers storyline than the Buffy movie, Bram Stoker’s Dracula is a masterclass in how to take a century-old novel and adapt it into a moviegoing experience. Vlad Dracul just wants to find the reincarnated love of his life, even if it takes 400 years and turning into Gary Oldman to do it. But a gritty college professor and a himbo lawyer are determined not to let him have his way.
Hear us discuss…
- How Kara watched this movie on hard mode
- Steph learns the hard way that bite sex isn’t always sexy!
- Lucy just wants a harem of men and her gal pal Mina, what of it?
- Isn’t Mel Brooks supposed to be in this?
- We love you, Keanu
Trigger warnings
Blood, death, sex
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Thursday Dec 22, 2022
S5E8: “Shadow”
Thursday Dec 22, 2022
Thursday Dec 22, 2022
The woman in red desperately wants to find a mysterious key. Fortunately, she has the perfect secret weapon: transforming a poor, unsuspecting snake into a confused cobra demon to play tourist in Sunnydale! Buffy’s attention is split between protecting Dawn and supporting her mother, whose health seems to be rapidly worsening now that the doctors have found a shadow on her scans.
Hear us discuss…
- Joyce, you need to take care of yourself. FOR US.
- This poor snake didn’t ask to become a bad CGI monster
- Finally a name! Glory!! And minions!
- Spike, stop being such a Xander
- Buffy, it’s dead. You killed it, Buffy. Buffy?
Trigger warnings
Medical content
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Thursday Dec 15, 2022
S5E7: “Fool for Love”
Thursday Dec 15, 2022
Thursday Dec 15, 2022
A close call with a headbanger vamp leaves Buffy shaken. She turns to the one man in her life she knows can help: Spike. Buffy enlists him to talk about how he killed two Slayers so she can better understand her own weaknesses. But first, Spike tells her his life story. Meanwhile, Riley plays with high explosives, and the results are … effulgent.
Hear us discuss:
- Finally, the full Spike backstory!
- Spike as an unreliable narrator
- Also, Spike is not a good guy
- The Scoobies have learned zero stealth in four years!
- Stop killing women of colour, Joss Whedon
Trigger warnings
Domestic abuse, misogyny, neck snapping, racism, violence against women
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Thursday Dec 08, 2022
S5E6: “Family”
Thursday Dec 08, 2022
Thursday Dec 08, 2022
Buffy, reeling from the revelations about Dawn, consults with Giles. Tara receives an unexpected visit from family on the eve of her birthday. In a completely unforeseen turn of events, a spell she works goes horribly wrong, leaving the Scoobies vulnerable to attack. Will she reveal her true nature in time to save them?
Hear us discuss:
- Giles is Buffy’s real dad, don’t @ us
- Blink and you’ll miss Buffy’s dorm room!
- Ben needs to watch himself in Sunnydale locker rooms
- Spike, you confound us!
- Patriarchy, like Baskin-Robbins ice cream, comes in 31 flavours
Trigger warnings
Domestic abuse, misogyny
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Thursday Dec 01, 2022
S5E5: “No Place Like Home”
Thursday Dec 01, 2022
Thursday Dec 01, 2022
Buffy is convinced a demon is behind her mom’s sudden illness. Equipped with the Dagon sphere—her consolation prize for losing out on the title of Lil’ Miss Pumpkin Belly to her sister—and a trance spell that ruins her rug, Buffy investigates. The answers will rock her world and make her question everything she thinks she knows about her life, her memories, and her family.
Hear us discuss:
- Dawn, stop taking credit for Buffy’s hard work
- Is Intern Ben even a real doctor?
- So are these monks subletting from Moloch’s guys?
- Riley continues to be useless and whines about it
- We know the real reason Spike was lurking outside Buffy’s
Trigger warnings
Domestic abuse, medical content, mental illness, torture
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Thursday Nov 24, 2022
S5E4: “Out of My Mind”
Thursday Nov 24, 2022
Thursday Nov 24, 2022
When Joyce faints, Buffy is at her side through battery after battery of tests. Or she would be, except that her boyfriend has been ignoring his own symptoms from the Initiative’s experiments on him. Now Buffy has to get past Riley’s macho gruffness, Spike’s single-minded need to blame her for everything, and Sunnydale Hospital’s lack of competent doctors so she can focus on the most important thing: stopping Dawn from wasting so much cereal.
Hear us discuss…
- Harmony continues to be an absolute joy
- But Spike’s abusiveness, again, is hard to watch
- Riley could have been a way better character
- Is Ben interning for the Chatty Doctor??
- Joyce better be OK or we riot
Trigger warnings
Domestic abuse, medical content
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